February 2012
391 posts
psychotropicpolitics:
pussytooth:
One time right after this guy came I laughed like Count Chocula & went “mmmyes give me your essence mwahahaha” in a fake Transylvannian vaguely Russian accent but sex with me isn’t always a horrifying joke
national treasure ^^^
ddying:
dye your hair pink, wear vintage clothes, take tons of pictures of yourself -> become internet famous
-aroundthefur:
Whenever a male friend informs me that he has a sister, I always just imagine him with long hair and boobs. Unless I actually meet or see said sister. Until then, if you are a male and have a sister, in my mind she’ll always be you with long hair and boobs.
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